"Old Is When..."
Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love,"
and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator
shoes and you're barefoot.
A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker
opens the garage door.
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long
as you don't have to go along.
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead
of by the police.
"Getting a little action" means, "I don't need to take
any fibre today."
"Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking
lot.
An "all nighter" means not getting up to pee!
Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love,"
and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator
shoes and you're barefoot.
A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker
opens the garage door.
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long
as you don't have to go along.
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead
of by the police.
"Getting a little action" means, "I don't need to take
any fibre today."
"Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking
lot.
An "all nighter" means not getting up to pee!
